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    Default Jokes about engineer... My good friend send me this

    There are several engineers in the family, hopefully this will help clear the mystery.

    >> UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE ONE
    >>
    >> Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
    >> "Where did you get such a great bike?"
    >>
    >> The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
    >> minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this
    >> bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes
    >> and said, "Take what you want. "
    >>
    >> The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes
    >> probably wouldn't have fit."


    >> UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE TWO
    >>
    >> To the optimist, the glass is half full.
    >>
    >> To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
    >>
    >> To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


    >> UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE THREE
    >>
    >> A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
    >> particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's
    >> with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
    >>
    >> The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such
    >> ineptitude!"
    >>
    >> The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a
    >> word with him."
    >>
    >> "Hi George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather
    >> slow, aren't they?"
    >>
    >> The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire-
    >> fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire
    >> last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
    >>
    >> The group was silent for a moment, then the pastor said, "That's so
    >> sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
    >>
    >> The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my
    >> ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."
    >>
    >> The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"


    >> UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE FOUR
    >>
    >> What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil
    >> Engineers?
    >>
    >> Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.
    >>
    >>
    >> UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE FIVE
    >>
    >> The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
    >>
    >> The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
    >>
    >> The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
    >>
    >> The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"


    >> UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE SIX
    >>
    >> Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the
    >> possible designers of the human body.
    >>
    >> One said, "It was a mechanical engineer." Just look at all the
    >> joints."
    >>
    >> Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous
    >> system has many thousands of electrical connections.
    >>
    >> The last one said, "Actually it must have been a civil engineer.
    >> Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational
    >> area?"


    >> UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE SEVEN
    >>
    >> Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
    >>
    >> Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough
    >> features yet.


    >> UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE EIGHT
    >>
    >> An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it
    >> was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
    >>
    >> The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid
    >> foundation for an enduring relationship.
    >>
    >> The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the
    >> passion and mystery he found there.
    >>
    >> The engineer said, "I like both"
    >>
    >> "Both?"
    >>
    >> Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each
    >> assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go
    >> to the lab and get some work done."


    >> UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE NINE
    >>
    >> An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to
    >> him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
    >> princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket
    >>
    >> The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
    >> into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The
    >> engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned
    >> it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn
    >> me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
    >> Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back
    >> into his pocket.
    >>
    >> Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
    >> beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for a week and do
    >> anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
    >>
    >> The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
    >> girl friend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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