PDA

View Full Version : Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth!



rangersvalley
02-16-2010, 08:32 AM
Dear Friends,

I thought i'd do an interview(more like interoggation) of myself on my recent actions on necroposting as a new member of Repgeek. Im using myself as a scapegoat so that all other noobies can read and benefit from it.

Long Live Repgeek, RJ


The Scene: RJ was caught necroposting and posting lame threads on repgeek by the Repgeek Police. His post count deducted and he now faces a Cop in the holding room(spot light over his face'totally guilty look..)

What RJ is facing: 10 counts for Necroposting, 1 count for Using his signature to sell his items, 20 counts for posting lame comments on Repgeek which opts to Banishment from Repgeek.


Cop: Who are you and why are you on Repgeek?
RJ: The name's RJ Sir, and i thought i could join the community and benefit from the wealth of knowledge here.

Cop:(Slams the table)Bull****!!! What is your main reason for being here?
RJ: Okay, Okay...i thought i could maybe buy and sell some of my watches on Repgeek alright!!!

Cop: Why did you necropost & post all that crap then?
RJ:cos, cos...i thought i could get 100 posts to meet the target set for selling some of my watches...

Cop: (Holds RJ by the collar,clenching) You are facing 31 counts and you know my son, you can get BANISHED from HERE?
RJ: Ok,Ok...im sorry,please forgive me....i didnt read the rules OKayyy!!!

Cop: Do you know this is a respected community and it's idiot's like you and your actions that give us a badname?
RJ: Im sorry okay, we do make mistakes....please pardon me this time round Sir and i won't do it again, i promise please, please forgive me...(gets on the floor and begs)

Cop:(See's that the bloke has some heart,brings him back to his chair) Let this be a lesson to you and all mates out there!We'll pardon you this time with a warning, but if we catch you one more time'OUT YA GO FELLA!!!
RJ: Thank you Sir, i promise i'll read the threads carefully next time and not throw unwanted crap out there. I promise to do quality posts and read before i post anything.

Cop:More importantly maties"you should enjoy yourself and remember to follow the RULES!

:partydj:





So guys, please read the rules and make this community a meaningful place to be during our free time.
There is only one Repgeek!

Cheers, RJ:cowboy:

Guanaco
02-16-2010, 09:32 AM
You think you have it hard? I have to reach 5,000 posts in order to sell.

realreplica
02-16-2010, 11:59 AM
Best post on this recent issue imo!

Its true guys, there's only one RG and there's only one community like you have here so don't f..k it up. Enjoy what we have here and the work of many many people over the years is here solely for our benefit.
So what if it takes a few more days to reach the required post count, maybe in those days you'll find something new and change your mind, you'll avoid a "mistake" or even grow to like panerai's.
Read the rules, follow them because they are there for a reason and for as much as you might find them annoying or unfair in the start, beleive me the rules are there for our own benefit.

Here's some geekbux for you to play in the casino! :)

@Guanaco,

Dude when you're a PAM hater you don't get to sell on RG... simple... that's how matttuss got me to like them in the first place :p

SFA437
02-16-2010, 04:24 PM
Very cool post RJ :D

After reading this I have ZERO doubts that you're going to become a valued long-term contributor to the forum.

The funny part is I know the "cop" and have this vivid mental image in my head....... :lol:

nembo
02-16-2010, 06:25 PM
Good job brother,glad to see our little talk helped.
Welcome to Repgeek,once again.

rAc
02-16-2010, 06:28 PM
i don't any cops who talk like a pirate...

SFA437
02-17-2010, 01:05 AM
Arrrrr- so ye sez matey so ye sez ;)

nembo
02-17-2010, 02:04 AM
Sorry guys,this cop was talking with an italian accent but looks like mr RJ understood pretty well.
Boy,i am proud of him!:applause:

rangersvalley
02-17-2010, 02:47 AM
Realreplica,

Thanks alot for the geekbux!!!

Well it wasn't easy to do it but I felt deep down

it had to be done.

To be honest, the Administrators and team on RG are Tops.

I am glad I'm in good hands.

Long Live RG, RJ

realreplica
02-17-2010, 03:24 AM
You are indeed in good hands ranger and as you said they are top notch no doubt.

I second sfa's words that I have no doubts that you'll be a valuable contributor for this community.

Enjoy!

tom c
02-18-2010, 09:21 PM
I was just going to bump this thread but I didn't want that Italian Pirate Cop guy to come looking for me! Ranger I'm glad to see you in good standings with the upper crust. I for one could use a good topic. Let me think.....Hmmm....SFA mentioned sausage making in another thread. Maybe that is what it would take for me to be more chatty.

All joking aside. Nice post. Had me laughing.

TswissT
02-19-2010, 08:34 PM
RJ: Don't you know already? You were supposed to ask for your attorney and SAY NOTHING to the police until your attorney arrived... PM me...I'll email you my contract. :)

On another note... Glad this one turned out alright and it wasn't an "I hate RG and all the admins" kinda post...

Well played bro.

nembo
02-19-2010, 08:39 PM
I was just going to bump this thread but I didn't want that Italian Pirate Cop guy to come looking for me! Ranger I'm glad to see you in good standings with the upper crust. I for one could use a good topic. Let me think.....Hmmm....SFA mentioned sausage making in another thread. Maybe that is what it would take for me to be more chatty.

All joking aside. Nice post. Had me laughing.

Italian pope brother,Italian pope,no pirate....and i just found you..;)

realreplica
02-20-2010, 01:20 AM
Italian pope brother,Italian pope,no pirate....and i just found you..;)

No matter how you name it... we all know its you :p

FiFi
02-23-2010, 04:10 AM
Post of the Week material. Funny, yet insightful.

Bravo! :)

Graphics
03-19-2010, 02:38 AM
...you'll avoid a "mistake" or even grow to like panerai's.
...
Dude when you're a PAM hater you don't get to sell on RG... simple... that's how matttuss got me to like them in the first place :p

Wow, I just realized how much I need to learn about forums and the rep-scene. Not only did I not know what "necroposting" was, but I was surprised by how many people were into Panerais (and I'm not a big fan of them from what I've seen... yet, I suppose).

Judging from the combination of words, I'm guessing necroposting is posting on old/dead threads. Yay for public education.

norituck
03-19-2010, 11:39 AM
Wow, I just realized how much I need to learn about forums and the rep-scene. Not only did I not know what "necroposting" was, but I was surprised by how many people were into Panerais (and I'm not a big fan of them from what I've seen... yet, I suppose).

Judging from the combination of words, I'm guessing necroposting is posting on old/dead threads. Yay for public education.

When I got here I wasn't a fan of Panerais. But now they are kinda grow'n on me. Give it time bro :cheesy:

steven gerrard
05-16-2010, 02:56 PM
thats cool yo,you should call it the REPgeek military :)

P_K
05-23-2010, 12:26 PM
Funny stuff! Welcome :-)

chas1133
05-23-2010, 12:32 PM
Sorry guys,this cop was talking with an italian accent but looks like mr RJ understood pretty well.
Boy,i am proud of him!:applause:

So den he shoulda be talkna lika dis...right...disgraciado!:D bah..whosa gonna believa dat anybody talka like this! Zeppo? Or maybe like....bada beep badda boop badda bing....yeah thats better huh....

rangersvalley
09-06-2010, 04:58 PM
Badda bomb peeps, I think this needs a good bump to remind ourselves.....

mikeyriz1024
02-11-2013, 04:15 PM
Lol